that’s it. that’s the whole show.
I’m pretty sure that’s Brad Pitt’s reaction every time he take a selfie/looks in the mirror
"mm not bad"
I still hadn’t decided what kind of professor I wanted to be: authoritative or cool guy. I thought I would decide in the moment, and I did… About 20 times.
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be
2014 Awards Season, ladies and gentlemen.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen
"I’m writing a novella that I’m hoping to get published."
"What’s it about?"
"It’s about these two kids from Seattle, who sneak out of the house early in the morning and take a 5 AM bus to Portland."
"What happens after that?"
"I don’t know. But that’s kind of the point."